The+Good,+the+bad,+And+the+Zombie

The good, the bad, And the Zombie By: Jack DeVoe The warm night air brushed gently upon our faces as we climbed to the top of the targeted building. Virus Nakamurai was almost set for launch, only a few hours left. The thought that what we just encountered is what the virus will cause chilled me. It was horrible, these terrorists were in search for a better world in which they would rule, but they didn’t realize they were making it a thousand times worse. The nakamurai virus was set to turn any living being of any sort into a super being, or in our words, Zombies. We are a specially trained, specially bred breed of orangutan. We were trained to search and destroy any source of the virus. So far our mission was going great, everything was set in place for our invasion, but when we snuck in they were waiting there almost as if they knew we were coming We got into battle positions and charged; guns forward firing as if we were all young, exited boys who had just got their first bb gun. The zombies didn’t seem surprised; they just grinned and charged right back. One good thing came of this: the zombies were to pre- occupied with the others to notice that I had slipped by carrying a magnum, my favorite weapon. I walked through a dimly lit hallway into a large hangar that smelled of one thing, raspberry cheese burger. In that hanger I saw something that made me think that I was in a horrible nightmare, the biggest night hawk army jet I had ever seen. This was no ordinary jet, if you were to look closely enough you would realize the missiles loaded on the side read “Nakamurai”, That and one other thing helped me infer that was the jet meant to carry the virus throughout the world. The other thing that helped me determine this was Patricio, although he was the ugliest, the wimpiest, and the most stupid of all the zombies, he really knew how to lie, and just how to sell it, which is why he was their leader. He glanced at me and then said “I’m sorry, but you are too late” He then stepped back into the jet and started the take off sequence. The jet raced forward with amazing speed. I knew I could not out run it, so I took the truck sitting next to me and floored it. Soon enough I was riding along side the cargo hatch, I then realized it was now or never to save the world, so I jumped. I had just made it into the hatch before it closed up. I took a look around inside the plane and eventually found Patricio, he was in the control room flying the plane, but when he saw me he switched the plane on auto, turned around, and asked me “how did you get here?” I said “never leave you’re hatch open”. We then battled until I was close enough to pull the open cargo hatch. After opening it we flew backward, I got a grip on a support beam, Patricio grabbed my leg, at the time I had one free arm, so I took a reach for my magnum and got it. I un-holstered my gun and put it to Patricio’s head, I then said “as much as it pains me to do this, the world would be better with one less patricio” I then pulled the trigger and peter sailed backwards. That was the end of it I sat back and relaxed. I was just about to set up claymores to detonate the plane when I felt a horrible thumping noise, I then went into the turret level of the plane and looked out the window, and you would never believe what I saw. It was peter in full form with an out stretched tentacle grabbing the plane. I then knew what I had to do, I took a rocket launcher and fired it at patricio, and the rest wasn’t too pretty, let’s just say the people below had a little patricio shower.